Oh, the joys of checking your Sitemeter only to find that the mojority of your viewers secretley come to your site searching for the answer to all their unsavoury (and ultiamtely unfullfilled) desires.
The following are some of the more SPECIAL google search phrases, along with the locations of the searchers, that have brought people to my site:
"Zac Efron's Cock" 
(From Malaysia...hmmm...fill in your own Asian/Little boy jokes here)
"Itty bitty titties" 
(Apparently, there are local chapters of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee in BOTH Italy and Belgium)
"Animated Dancing" 
(Brooklyn...Hipsters looking for ironic dance tips, no doubt)
"Svelte ass" 
(Los Angeles...the Skanky-Skinny Assed Capitol of the World)
"Anbesol for anal" 
(New Jersy, the Anal Rape Capitol of the World)
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